I remember obnixious and I'm Batman, those were cool and I still have them backed up on a cd somewhere..

If you really wanted obnixious to do what you wanted, you should have made the screen flash a few times too.. haha.

The one about alias's or shortcuts would these days be considered virii.. really.. with everyones concerns over them.

Geek, write one that makes a click on an item in the dock, open something else :)