We have detected a technical problem with your movie. Please reinstall the movie to continue.

Thank you for coming to watch the movie. You must now reboot to continue.

The application 'movie' is not responding. End Now? Continue waiting for hell to freeze over?

There are critical updates available for 'movie.' Installing them may actually permit movie to play.

There are insufficient system resources available to play 'movie.' Charging your credit card to upgrade system to allow 'movie' to play.

The disk, 'movie' cannot be read. Click OK to format...

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