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McDonalds and Apple Computer Inc annouced today that due to lagging sales at both companies, they have teamed together to form the Big iMac. Shipping with Secret Sauce 2.0, the Big iMac is “one hell of a tasty Mac,” according to Steve Jobs. Also on the new Dollar Menu is smallPod, an MP3 Player that holds 4 songs and comes free in Happy Meals. New Mac OS X software includes “MacBurgler” and “Clownin Around” for kids age 3-12