Why I should not stay up late to see if Apple announces hardware in Paris

I had a dream that I was in Paris and my tibook was on a tote cart and the line broke and the tote cart fell into the Seine river but I thought no problem, I’ll buy one of the new PowerBooks. Then they didn’t announce anything and I was freaking out. The water was all green, slimey and polluted and some kids told me it was only 2 feet deep so I waded in and got the laptop back and rinsed it off with Parisian distilled water.